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Heart and heart

The heart certain will be flowery.
The heart certain will feel sweet.
The heart certain always will miss.
The heart must always feel the love in the love.
The heart certain would be desire.

When the heart feel in the longing then the heart will speak...

The heart wanted the warm embrace.
The heart wanted the sweetheart's kiss.
The heart always wanted to be friends with the love in solitude.
Possibly the heart shouted and cried.
Possibly the heart was felt by pain and bitter.

Heart..and..heart.

Never i'knew how the heart situation.
Because the heart could fallen in love.
The heart could also become the wound.
Possibly the heart could smile.

Felt by pain possibly the heart missed.
Heart..and..heart how your situation?

Kiss me

Kiss kiss kiss me again*
Afterwards kiss kiss kiss my thoughts*
Then kiss kiss kiss my spirit*

Still kiss kiss kiss my shadow*
Don't forget to kiss kiss kiss my hair*
Repeated again kiss kiss kiss my face*
I'wanted to be kiss kiss kiss by you my brow*

Don't forget to kiss kiss kiss my cheek*
Afterwards kiss kiss kiss ears and my nose*
I'will like if being kiss kiss kiss by you my heart*

More kiss kiss kiss my lips*
Don't forget kiss kiss kiss with the love*
Repeated still kiss kiss kiss in the hope that we *
I'wanted to be kiss kiss kiss by you before i'slept*

I'hoped was kiss kiss kiss by you when i'opened the eyes and got up from my dream*

I'will like if being kiss kiss kiss by you my wish*
Don't forget kiss kiss kiss with your loyalty*

Kiss kiss kiss was our prayer together in the love*
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love saying funny

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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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She ran off quicker than shit off a shovel.
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As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
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About as useless as a jam sandwidch to a drowning rabbit.
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Optimists think the glass is half full. Pessimists think the glass is half empty. Realists know that someone will have to wash the glass.
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying.
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
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Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
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Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.- Kin Hubbard
Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing.
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I don't care what is written about me .

Fun

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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. ----
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She ran off quicker than shit off a shovel.
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As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
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About as useless as a jam sandwidch to a drowning rabbit.
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Optimists think the glass is half full. Pessimists think the glass is half empty. Realists know that someone will have to wash the glass.
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying.
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
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Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
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Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.- Kin Hubbard
Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing.
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I don't care what is written about me as long as it isn't true. ----

Funny

Hello,

Funny Quotes and sayings- Whenever you feel sad, gloomy or lonely, read the following famous funny sayings. I am certain after reading these funny quotes you will smile out loud, all your worries and stress wiil vanish and You'll feel happy and ecstatic. I have collected these great funny sayings from various resources including various websites on internet, books, newspapers etc. I hope you'll Enjoy 'em.

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.

Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

You can't have everything....where would you put it?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain

If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.

Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.
Lord Byron

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

It a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
W. Sommerset Morgan

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
Robert Frost

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
Craig Bruce

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
Steven Wright

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Homer Simpson

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho Marx

If you can’t live without me, Why aren’t you dead yet?

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.
Anonymous

I told the Inland Revenue I didn’t owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.
Ken Dodd

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
J.B. Morton

Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink. Anonymous

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Shall I not have intelligence with the earth? Am I not partly leaves and vegetable mould myself.
Henry David Thoreau

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!
Eddie Murphy, Shrek

I found a great way to attract money... work!
Curtis D. Tucker

Death is a once in a lifetime experience.

Man has his will, but woman has her way.
Holmes

If life is a bowl of cherries, why am I stuck with the pits?

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

I am in my own little world but it's okay they know me here.

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad cheque.

Finally things will start clicking…your elbow, knees and back!

Jai jinendra

Journey of dream

Hello,

Achievers are great dreamers (but not "airy-fairey stuff").
What dreams in life would you have, if you knew you could
not possibly fail?

What particular dream would make you happiest in fulfilling?

Firstly, Have total faith: in yourself and especially in God - a
Higher Power, Supreme Being, Who cares deeply about you
and really BELIEVE God, Life, Your Creator will ultimately
ensure the outcome that's best for you (even when things
look bleak and you are stuck deep in the smelly brown stuff.

I've lived these principles (even when my dream appeared
shattered and my hope was at a very low ebb, learnt them
from experience over many years and have applied them in
every area of my personal life. I can vouch for the fact
that they DO work!

The very fact that I've written this article and its been
published around the world was a dream that I had ten years
ago (to reach people around the globe from here in scenic
and tranquil "Sleepy Hollow" near the bottom of the
world)... and that is a 'miracle' considering my personal
circumstances, absolutely no contacts and total lack of
technology skills at the time.

Here are the Fifteen Principles, which I've applied down my
"unchartered journey down the rapids of life". *

* no, more sliding down the "razor-blade of life".

1. Discover the Awesome Power of a Dream.

A vision for the future, that will capture your entire heart
and at the deepest level, your spirit and soul (are they the
same thing, btw?). Open your mind up to the awesome power of
your creative imagination (the way "God "speaks" to us,
through our subconscious minds, our "Godgate" or "receiving
station from Superior/Infinite Intelligence", I believe).

Allow yourself the courage and freedom to even fantasise
until you get a vision, a dream of what your life could one
day stand for. Meditate deeply, pray, ask God, The Great
Designer, what is your unique "calling in life", your
purpose... and you WILL eventually get the answer... from
the "still quiet voice within" (or your Higher Self).

Where do you find the vision? You could perhaps find it by
looking for people who have hurts and human needs - as per
the secret of success in business is finding a need and
filling it. So find a human problem to solve through the
awesome power of a vision. God will bless you, so that you
in turn can bless others, through sharing your unique gifts.
That way you are helping people, touching other lives and
making a difference in the world. I try to do that through
my words.

2. Your dream must be backed by ACTION.

Achievers are dreamers and DOERS. Take small steps and
you'll find that one step leads to another, then the next.
"Rome wasn't built in a day."

3. Develop a 'God Consciousness'

TRUST, really trust God, the Spirit of the Universe for
the successful outcome to your endeavours. It WILL happen,
though not in your time-frame and according exactly to your
expectations. But always remember, God's dreams are far
bigger than we could ever imagine ourselves.

4. DEVELOP YOUR DESIRE to see the dream come to fruition.

Work on your motivation daily. Allow your Dream to be
at the fore-front of your life, the "core of your being".
It will motivate, inspire and energise you by giving you a
SENSE OF PURPOSE - essential. Only YOU have the power
to kill your dream. Nothing is impossible to the person, whose
vision becomes a dream and when that dream is allowed to
take control over your life. Like an obsession... but strive
for balance (heed that one, Craig).

5. Develop a Success Consciousness, that you will achieve
your dream one day.

It's a positive pattern of thinking, a great attitude/mind-set
to have, which will propel you down the road to success.
Think abundance and prosperity and not lack.... and you
will draw it to yourself from the Universe.

6. Don't surrender to negative assumptions.

Eg."I'm too old, a woman, have no money, no resources,
no contacts". Challenge them. Nothing is impossible to the
person who has the desire to succeed. As the proverb says,
" where there's a will, there's a way".

7. KNOW that there is a God, a Supreme Being

KNOW that there is a God, a Supreme Being (call
Him/Her/It what you will) and that there is is a unique plan
for your life. Listen to God, Spirit, The Ultimate Source
(my favourite term to understand the concept commonly known
as God), or Ground of our Being and it's just up to YOU to
discover it, then declare it - to the world, should you
want. It's your grand purpose in life and God will help you
to fulfil it (as a "co-creator of and collaborator in the
vision"). When you give 100% commitment and fully TRUST,
God will see to it, that your CHOSEN dream comes to pass.
You would never be "given a great dream" through your
IMAGINATION without your having the potential to achieve it.

8. Have a dynamic positive attitude to life.

CHOOSE it. That things will somehow work out for you.

Be flexible in your thinking. Attitude determines your
altitude and more than anything else, I believe, is a vitally
important ingredient in seeing your dreams come to fruition.

9. Really BELIEVE that things will work out for you.

Believe in yourself with honesty and humility....and not
arrogance. It's not being "big-headed" saying things, like
"I am unique, somebody special, I KNOW I can (make a
difference, some impact in this amazing and beautiful world
of ours, etc")!
Doing this demands having a healthy self concept (image).

10. PERSIST

Look at all the options and check them each day. Obstacles
and presures shift, like sand-storms. Never ever walk away
from problems. Say, "I will until....".

11. Be patient.

Like a good wine, a great dream usually takes many
years to mature and then blossom. When nothing
seems to be happening, don't give up hope. Never.

12. Be open and flexible in your strategies to achieve your
goals, your dream(s).

There are many ways to skin a cat (sorry, SPCA).
If one road on the path to achieving your
dream gets blocked, go round the back way.

If you get stuck on what to do, ask God for the answer on
the path ahead through prayer... and you'll get it through
your creative imagination. It will just pop into your head
from "outer space" (as Thomas Edison once described it).

13. Review your strategy and progress from time to time.

Evaluate your strategies and tactics. How effectively
are you progressing down your chosen path? Are you
getting the results expected and what you desire?
If not, try another approach.

14. Listen to others, really listen, instead of thinking
what you are going to say next (work on that one, Craig).

Think how can I best help the next person. As Zig
Zigler wisely said, "You get what you want, by
helping other people get what they want."

In turn, if you need help with something, don't be afraid to
ASK politely. People like helping others...and everyone has
unique skills and knowledge, that they like sharing.

15. Never Give Up on the Core of your Dream. Never!

Ask yourself this vital question: What are the alternatives to
NOT dreaming it... and only YOU can kill your grand vision..


WHAT IS YOUR DREAM?
DECIDE IT, DECLARE IT, SHARE IT

Then be happy as you travel along the journey of life,
the stair-case to your great dreams.

Jai jinendra

DREAMS

Hello,

Symbols are the language of dreams. A symbol can invoke a feeling or an idea and often has a much more profound and deeper meaning that any one word can convey. At the same time, these symbols can leave you confused and wondering what that dream was all about.

Acquiring the ability to interpret your dreams is a powerful tool. In analyzing your dreams, you can learn about your deep secrets and hidden



feelings. Remember that no one is a better expert at interpreting your dreams than yourself.

To guide you with your dreams interpretations, we have interpreted over 5200 keywords and symbols and over 20000 different meanings in our ever expanding dream dictionary. These meanings are in no way, the final say in what YOUR dream means, but it will hopefully inspire you to explore and offer a suggestive starting point for understanding your own dreams.

Every detail, even the most minute element in your dream is important and must be considered when analyzing your dreams. Each symbol represents a feeling, a mood, a memory or something from your unconscious. Look closely at the characters, animals, objects, places, emotions, and even color and numbers that are depicted in your dreams. Even the most trivial symbol can be significant. This dictionary, along with your own personal experiences, memories and circumstances, will serve to guide you through a meaningful and personalized interpretation. With practice, you can gain an understanding of the cryptic messages your dreams are trying to tell you.


Jai jinendra

Sleep well

Hello,

Stage 1

Stage 1 is the beginning of the sleep cycle, and is a relatively light stage of sleep. Stage 1 can be considered a transition period between wakefulness and sleep. In Stage 1, the brain produces high amplitude theta waves, which are very slow brain waves. This period of sleep lasts only a brief time (around 5-10 minutes). If you awaken someone in the stage, they might report that they weren't really asleep.
Stage 2

Stage 2 is the second stage of sleep and lasts for approximately 20 minutes. The brain begins to produce bursts of rapid, rhythmic brain wave activity known as sleep spindles. Body temperature starts to decrease and heart rate begins to slow.
Stage 3

Deep, slow brain waves known as delta waves begin to emerge during stage 3 sleep. Stage 3 is a transitional period between light sleep and a very deep sleep.
Stage 4

Stage 4 is sometimes referred to as delta sleep because of the slow brain waves known as delta waves that occur during this time. Stage 4 is a deep sleep that lasts for approximately 30 minutes. Bed-wetting and sleepwalking usually occur at the end of stage 4 sleep.
Stage 5

Most dreaming occurs during the fifth stage of sleep, known as rapid eye movement (REM) sleep. REM sleep is characterized by eye movement, increased respiration rate, increased brain activity. REM sleep is also referred to as paradoxical sleep because while the brain and other body systems become more active muscles become more relaxed. Dreaming occurs due because of increased brain activity, but voluntary muscles become paralyzed.

Sleep does not progress through these stages in sequence, however. Sleep begins in stage 1 and progresses into stages 2, 3 and 4. After stage 4 sleep, stage 3 and then stage 2 sleep are repeated before entering REM sleep. Once REM sleep is over, the body usually returns to stage 2 sleep. Sleep cycles through these stages approximately 4 or 5 times throughout the night.

On average, we enter the REM stage approximately 90 minutes after falling asleep. The first cycle of REM sleep might last only a short amount of time, but each cycle becomes longer, so REM sleep can last up to an hour as sleep progresses.


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LAUGHING YOUR WAY THROUGH OFFICE STRESS

Laughing Your Way Through Office Stress


If you're not laughing your way through your workday, you aren't alone. In this era of political correctness, Corporate America has become humor impaired. Laughing at work evaporates faster than Liquid Paper. People are afraid to tell jokes because they might get fired for offending someone. Plus the boss might think they don't take their work seriously. In some parts of the country, people never laughed in the first place. And in West Los Angeles, one-out-of-every-three people can't laugh anymore -- too much Botox.

Restore humor, fun and laughter to Corporate America! Matter of fact, a sense of humor is an effective business tool that can help advance your career.

I'm not suggesting that boasting about bodily functions or telling nun jokes at the water cooler will secure a spot up the corporate ladder. But humor can put clients at ease, lighten up a staff meeting, frame memos that people actually read, and close a sale. Laughter is also a great de-stressor. Studies have shown that when people are having fun at work, they enjoy their jobs more, stay at them longer, and do better work. That lowers the attrition rate for a company and improves the bottom line. No joke!

Let's face it, we all want to work with, work for and even date people who can make us laugh. So why do we abandon our sense of humor as soon as soon as we back the car out of the garage? To prevent bonkers-dom during the next work crisis -- or deter others from calling in for airy-fairy mental-health holidays, consider these tips on how to maintain a lighthearted attitude, build your network, motivate staff and achieve your professional goals:

1. Joke about yourself - everyone else probably is. It's not a receding hairline - it' s a punch-line! Take your work and responsibilities seriously, but not yourself. People like leaders who are willing to poke fun at themselves. A little self-deprecating humor can go a long way, so admit and joke about your shortcomings rather than try to hide them. I'm not suggesting that you say to your boss, "Yes, I am utterly incompetent, ha ha!" Some things are best not advertised. But a little light humor can set a positive tone for the workplace. The next time someone asks you, "How are you?" Tell them the truth - "I'm having a bad comb-over day."

2. Use humor in the stressful situations: As a standup comic, I know that life's ups and downs are a great source for comic material. After all, comedy material is based on the "bad" things that happen in life. To a standup comic, it's not a miserable marriage, its comedy material. Likewise for a sales presentation gone south. When an important client told regional sales manager Bob, "After seeing this report, I can tell that you are a complete idiot," Bob recouped. Rather than getting defensive, he exaggerated the jibe. "You're so smart! You figured out I was an idiot in five minutes. It usually takes people three months to figure that out about me!" Bob kept his humor --and the client.

It's no wonder that politicians have comedy writers on their staff. Democratic Presidential candidate Howard Dean turned to comedy to stave off the political damage of his primal outburst in Iowa. Afterwards, Dean said, "Iowa is behind me and now I look forward to screaming at voters in New Hampshire." Okay, he still lost the election, but he kept his cool about losing his cool.

3. Structure fun: At least once a day, lighten up the office by doing something unexpected. Humor and joking aren't reserved for the brazen. Southwest Airlines has proved that a little risk is worth the pay off. Its flight attendants are known to sing the emergency announcement over the public address system. Managers wear pig noses during corporate meetings. And guess what? Southwest has the lowest attrition and absenteeism and most productive workforce in the industry, not to mention a reputation for highly creative and innovative management.

4. Diffuse conflict with humor: Being defensive lowers your status, builds tension and leads to bad business decisions. If you hear a negative comment, can you put a positive spin on it? This is a comic's trick. For example, one woman didn't like her co-worker claim that she was aggressive. Her response: "Why thank you. I understand our Secretary of State has been called that too, so I'm in good company!"

When your boss says, “Smile, you look prettier when you smile.” Just say, “Thank you. And I look drop dead gorgeous when I get a raise!”

Toxic, negative people are all around us. Sometimes they are our bosses and sometimes they're working in the next cubicle. Whatever the situation, don't leave your humor in the hallway. "This report is just as bad as your last report!" "Well, at least I'm consistent!" But then let your boss know that you heard the underlying message too, and that if there is a way to accomplish a task that would be more effective, you'll try. It's just that you won't suffer.

Sometimes, in tense deliberations, a strategically placed joke can shift power to your side. When Ronald Reagan was under pressure to defend his economic policies, he said, "I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself."

5. Keep yourself in the comedy zone: When giving a speech that has a list of items, add humor by making the 3rd item a surprise. For example "There are three things that are troubling the world today: terrorism, the war in Iraq, and Britney Spears is going to be a mother!"

Don' t wait for life to get the better of you to get a sense of humor. It's not what happens that determines your happiness; it's how you chose to look at it. When things happen that make you want to call suicide hotline, remember: You have a choice. You can get stressed out and drink, or you can laugh… and drink! So don't get mad, get funny.


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When you re broke

Hello,


Enjoying broke vacations: Not being able to afford to stay in five star hotels can be a good thing. Being broke forces creativity and creative people have more fun and more interesting vacations. Happiness is not a fancy hotel. So why pay a ton of money to take your family for a vacation in Cabo San Lucas where you’ll end up with dysentery?

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This Labor Day weekend, camp out in your backyard.
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Stay at a youth hostel even though you’re pushing 50. At least after that vacation, your friends will actually enjoy seeing your vacation pictures.
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Want to go to a foreign country you can’t afford. Go on a “volunteer vacation.” See Egypt while assisting an Egyptian woman start her own company. Certainly, you have a skill that can be helpful to someone less advantaged than you. Use it. Why have another boring vacation when you can help someone and have an adventure. Trust me, when you see how little other people have in other countries, you’ll feel rich.

Holidays don’t have to break the bank and your spirit: Christmas is a holiday that makes people go broke. I’m Jewish, but I’ve heard that Christmas was a religious holiday to celebrate the birth of a Savior, whose family was so poor his mama had to forgo a fancy suite at the Hilton for a shabby little manger, with NO electricity! Yikes.

The holiday season can be memorable on a budget can connect you more to the true spirit of the holiday. Rather giving gifts that others just end up selling on EBay, give service. Do nice things for others. It’s less expensive money wise, but richer in experience.

Swim with the sharks but carpool with the poor folk: Because new studies show your financial worth is measured by whom you compare yourself to, your kids will beg you to buy them stuff so they can keep up with their friends too. One solution? Start car-pooling with the poorest family you can find. Then your kid’s three-year-old digital calculator will look pretty rockin’ compared to the poor kid with no teeth in the backseat who is using an abacus, with his one good arm!

Same with teenagers. The pressure to fit in is intense. They have not developed the logical side of their brain; all they’ve got is emotion-based thinking. And the schools take advantage of this of more ways than one. Currently, I’m mentoring a disadvantaged high school student who was raised by a single, unemployed mom, struggling to support four kids on a single welfare check. Of course, this totally poor teen just HAD to have the $120 class ring. “Everyone has them!”

Times like let your kid participates in making smart choices: “School ring or prom dress?”

Broke Dating: When teaching standup comedy, so many girls joke, “Yeah, size IS important.” Naturally they’re talking about the size of their mans’ wallets, right? Wrong. Women fall in love with broke men every day. And a woman who has to check a man’s TRW before going out with him might not be a good choice anyways.

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Find alternatives to restaurants. You can get really great wine at $4.00 a bottle, fresh sour dough bread, cheese, and spread down a blanket in a park. Street food is fun and romantic. Walking around New York City, eating a knish and acorns and visiting art museums won’t empty your bank account, and might thrill a date.
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Go on a tour of a winery or a food processing plant. It’s free and they have free wine and food samples afterwards.

Don’t wait until you can afford an expensive gym membership to be happy: Countless studies show, being active triggers “feel good” brain cells to activate. The proverbial “runner’s high” is a scientific fact. Plus, it’s a whole lot cheaper than buying dope, and much better for you in the long run (pun intended).

Sure gyms have also sorts of expensive machines that will help you feel and look better. But you don’t need a treadmill to walk. Just walk! You don’t need a Stairmaster. Just take the stairs. You don’t need an Abs Roller. Have some sex.

Start your own business even if you’re broke! Money doesn’t make things happen – people do. If you have a passion for doing something – money will come.

So, if you’re broke and you have a great business idea, forget about chasing the money – first, chase down people to believe in your project. That’s how things happen. Hell, these days you don’t need much money to have an office. In fact, here’s a way to have your own office for $3.00 a day. Invest in a used laptop and cell phone and set yourself up at Starbucks all day. It’s better than the library, because you can talk on your cell phone. They have high speed Internet, interesting clientele, and great coffee. You can even take important business meetings there…all for under ten bucks a day!

Staying married when you’re broke: People think that money problems take the romance out of a marriage, but actually couples find that the early, lean years were the happiest. Often, when they get successful, unhappiness actually starts creeping in and soon, they seem to dump each other!

More tips…

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Partying when you’re broke — Party like it’s 19.99. Or find a 99-cent Store that sells tequila and go hog wild and tequila happy.
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Shopping when you’re broke — Buy used stuff on EBay. Go to garage sales. Check out thrift stores in rich neighborhoods.
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Become a cash cow on your birthday — Resell your gifts on EBay and buy things you really want.
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Stop, Wait and Make sure your next purchase is a wise choice — Always ask yourself: “Will this make me happy, a year from now?” If the answer is no, and you absolutely don’t need it, don’t buy it. If it’s yes, do. Do what I do, decide which is more important: Sushi once a week, or owning a vacation home? It’s worked for me, because here I am writing this book, eating peanut butter sandwiches…in my new mountain home. I’m really broke, and it’s great!

Advantages to being broke:

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Nobody cares about rich people’s problems
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Rich people have just as many problems as broke people, but they can’t find anyone to give them sympathy. “Oh, yes, you poor thing, I understand how hard it is when your butler just can’t get the crease in your pants just right. I feel your pain.” Not!
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You have to always pay for everything
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Rich people just hang out with other rich people because ordinary people can’t afford going to expensive restaurants, vacations, etc.
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You never know if someone really is hot for you or your money. Let’s be honest, it wasn’t how cute J. Howard Marshall looked in a wheelchair that caught Anna Nichole Smith’s gold digging eye.
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You have to spend a lot of money hiring people to look after your money and chances are they’ll steal from you.
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Relatives are always hitting you up for money and they’ll never be happy with their Christmas gifts no matter what you get them.
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You have to pay kidnapper’s ransom money to get back your wife even though you don’t really like her.
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Everyone at your high school reunion hates you because you are rich and will make fun of you behind your back.
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You can afford to buy a lot of cool gadgets, but that means spending most of your time on tech support.
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It’s hard to borrow a cup of milk when your neighbors have security gate and a mile long driveway.
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People will have sex with you just because you have money

Hey, wait a minute. Well, they’re all not so bad.


Bye

When you are upset

Hello,

<3 Do something good for someone else, even though you may not want to. Do a favour, help them find something, give them an item which will help them in some way. Start the flow of positive energy.

<3 Eat the best chocolate you can get your hands on. In bed. Or in the bath.

<3 Turn up music you really love. Play it so loudly that it soaks in through your skin. Dance in your pyjamas. Feel the pain lift.

<3 Have a romance in your head.

<3 Volunteer.

<3 Buy a remote control for your camera & dip your toes into the pool of narcissism.

<3 Call a friend & ask them if they want to have a slumber party.

<3 Throw yourself head-first into a creative project. Something that you’re excited about but which feels a little too big for you. You’ll be so consumed by it that it will fuel you for ages.

<3 Do the splits. Or at least try. (Be gentle though!)

<3 Sing. Loudly. Badly. Off-key. Whatever you like. It works. The last time I was on my way somewhere really nerve-wracking, I was in a cab. The radio was playing & I was so anxious that the only way I could distract myself was by singing along. Loudly. The driver probably thought I was a total nut but I didn’t care & it did the trick!

<3 Cover your entire body in cocoa butter & fall asleep.

<3 Drink 2 litres of fizzy drink (pop, soda, you know) & stay up until sunrise.

<3 Write a list of things that you appreciate right now, in the present moment. Focus on each of them & let the love inside you well up. Even when things appear to be going really, really badly, there are always things to be happy about. (That’s one of the reasons why we do Things I Love Thursday — to help bring your attention back to the positive.)

<3 Indulge in your “guilty pleasures”, whatever they are. (Old episodes of America’s Next Top Model, ginger ale, chocolate cake, romantic comedies, etc.)

<3 Send a text message to one of the most interesting people you know — maybe someone you don’t know that well, just to say hello.

<3 Order delivery food, just to bask in the glory of the fact that if you pay people, they will come to your door. With food. Warm, good food. What an age we live in, huh?

<3 Look through old photos. With a friend if possible. If it’s an old friend, you can reminisce (“Oh my god, do you remember when we did that?!”), & if it’s a new friend, you can tell grand stories (“Well, let me tell you about this guy…”).

<3 Listen to old Motown hits. Come up with dance moves. Wear something sparkly & work it out. (DJ Z-Trip’s Motown Breakdown is an excellent time, too.)

<3 Write a gruellingly personal entry for your blog dissecting every aspect of the situation which has upset you so much. Post it, don’t post it, whatever, just get it out of your system.

<3 Plan a holiday.

<3 Write a ridiculous online dating profile & marvel at the people who come out of the woodwork. (“Oh, a threesome with you & your wife in New Jersey? Sign me up!”)

<3 Spend an hour in your variety store of choice, set yourself a budget ($20?) & buy some junk. Lip treatments, candy, maybe an exfoliating scrub… Then go home & play with your new purchases. There’s a reason it’s called retail therapy, you know (though of course, it doesn’t last).

<3 Wear a fake moustache all day.

<3 Think up nicknames for all your friends, then send them each postcards to alert them.

<3 Think back on the last really good sex you had. Think about it for an hour. Then do something else.

<3 Go out for a milkshake.

<3 Appreciate the dinosaur bones at your favourite museum.

<3 Grab a friend, dress up like tourists & go & do all the really schlocky things on offer in your city. Take LOTS of photos, & be sure to flash the peace sign in 70% of them.

<3 Stick little crystals on something you use every day. (Wallet, light-switch, key-ring, boots?)

<3 Buy a new pair of sunglasses or non-prescription frames. It’s a super-easy (& often relatively cheap) way to evolve your look. Plus sunglasses make for excellent on-the-fly disguises.

<3 Go to a yoga class. Surrender & breathe deep.

<3 Put on your favourite pair of high heels & walk up & down your bedroom/hallway doing your best Miss J impersonation. Have a friend or neighbour who is willing to humour you offer critique. “Girl, you walk like a busted-down freight-train.”

<3 Write multiple lists of everything you want. Material possessions, relationships, work, lifestyle, everything. Pin them up by your door so you see them all the time.

<3 Go through Urban Dictionary & find some fun/ridiculous new words to add to your vocabulary.

<3 Make yourself the biggest ice-cream sundae you’ve ever seen. Decorate it with hot fudge sauce, whipped cream, sprinkles, nonpareils, whatever you like. Take a photo. Give it a name (“Jane’s Orgasmatron Cardiac Arrest Sundae”). Devour. Maybe without using your hands. Take a photo of that too.

<3 Get your eyebrows shaped.

<3 Spend an hour in a department store sniffing perfume samples. When you find something you like, spray it on a card & drop it in your purse.

<3 Try break-dancing.

<3 Watch videos of flamboyant, successful people like Elton John or Michael Jackson & marvel.

<3 Eat animal crackers.

<3 Drink through a straw all day. If you get your hands on a straw which matches your outfit, so much the better.

<3 Plan a party with a theme that makes you feel really, really happy.

<3 Write a letter to yourself in the future. Then hide it. Maybe in the pocket of a coat you never, ever wear.

<3 Leave the house wearing just fabulous lingerie underneath a coat. With heels. (Note: if you are a man you may get accused of being a flasher if you do this. The world is cruel sometimes.)

<3 Pull a Kid CuDi & announce your retirement from the world of something. Like cooking, or vocal communication. Announce your unretirement whenever you feel like it.

<3 Buy a harmonica & annoy the hell out of everyone while you learn how to play it.

<3 Go wig shopping.

<3 Choose a festival (SXSW? Burning Man? Coachella? Wave-Gotik-Treffen?) to go to, invite some friends, & start making plans.

<3 Add diamantes to your manicure.

<3 Hula hoop.

<3 Buy some really good art for your walls. Posters, prints, original artwork or other. If you’re feeling impoverished, go to the library, check out some art books, then take huge, great quality photocopies at a copy shop.

<3 Listen to Never Better by P.O.S. from start to finish & revel in what a great album it really is.

<3 Load up your ipod & go for a walk through your favourite park.

<3 Visit a cool toy store & make your friend a surprise package.

<3 Reach out to the people who inspire you but who don’t know you exist.

<3 Write the birthdays of your personal heroes in your planner & work out a way to honour them on that day.

<3 Pie.

<3 Colour your hair. (You can always dye it back.)

<3 Notice where you hold tension in your body, & let it go.

<3 Visit some kind of religious institution & observe a service.

<3 Bake heart- or bunny-shaped cookies. Give them away.

<3 Be graceful.

<3 Be graceless.

<3 Make a video diary.

<3 Answer questions with questions.

<3 Try on a pair of really, really expensive shoes & act like you’ll be back tomorrow, but you’re just going to go home & think about it. (Bonus points: take a photo of you in them. Often you will need to be stealthy about this but it’s worth doing.)

<3 Record yourself trying to recite the alphabet while vigorously brushing your teeth.

<3 Flirt with entirely inappropriate people.

<3 Sing into your friend’s answering machine. (If you’re in the USA & use Slydial, it will take you straight to their voicemail.)

<3 Pour pancakes in the shape of your initials. Eat them while watching aerobics on television.

<3 Make friends with your neighbours.

<3 Think about how great it would be to name a shaggy dog “Toupee”.

<3 Go to an audition just for the experience.

<3 Tell someone cute, “You’re cute”.

<3 Sit in a sauna with a stack of fashion magazines & sweat it out.

<3 Find a secret place with a great view. Like a tree, or a rooftop, or a hill.

<3 Go & see a musical (or just rent one).

<3 Be optimistic.

<3 Buy ridiculous slippers.

<3 Make a list of the things you want to do to celebrate the upcoming season.

<3 Lie down in the sunshine.

<3 Pretend to be a dancer in a music video as you perform mundane tasks. Jiggle your way from the bathroom to the kitchen, shake it while you wait for your toast to pop, booty bump while you pick an outfit.

<3 Go to an aquarium & take photos of the jellyfish.

<3 Watch movies you used to love as a child.

<3 Book a karaoke room with friends & sing your heart out.

<3 Make a list of practical, actionable ways you can improve your situation.

<3 Start keeping a dream journal & write down their supposed meanings, too.

<3 See if you can develop an appreciation for a band or a style of music you’ve never liked before.

<3 Write a play.

<3 Go to vintage stores looking for fabulous old typewriters.

<3 Write the stuff you like about your body on your body with a marker.

<3 Change your ring-tone to the sound of one of your friends laughing hysterically.

<3 Watch videos of Robin Williams or Eddie Murphy.

<3 Listen to Divine Harvest by The Mae Shi. Don’t be worried, everything will turn out fine. Don’t be worried, friend just put your hand in mine.

<3 Take a nap with your head at the other end of the bed.

<3 Walk around a garden centre & buy a colourful plant. Give it a name.

<3 Go somewhere that people walk their dogs & make friends with some fluffy creatures.

<3 Hug your friends.



Bye

Jai jinendra

Do......When you get bored

Hello,


1. Create a new challenge. I think this is by far the best thing on the list, but you may differ. Many times we’re bored because we don’t have a challenge — things are too easy or routine. So instead of waiting for someone to create a challenge for you, do it yourself. How can you challenge yourself? Set a new goal at work. Challenge yourself to produce more than ever. Explore new projects. Set personal goals and pursue them. Whatever excites you.
2. Pursue your next job. If your job is so boring you don’t know what to do with yourself, you may need to move on. But instead of quitting right away, start lining up your next gig first. Look around for openings, call people, update your resume and submit it to a few places, pick up a few applications, send out some email feelers. Find something that will never get you bored, something you’ll be passionate about.
3. List your life goals. What is it you want to accomplish in life? Not just with work, but personally? If you’ve listed them before, it’s always good to update them. Then choose one of those goals to achieve this year. Now think about what you can do today to move closer to that goal, even if it’s just a small thing. Get the ball rolling. Do this every day — move yourself closer to that goal.
4. Read Zen Habits. Or whatever your favorite distraction is. If it’s something that will improve your life, even better. Just limit how long you read at one time, so you’re not reading through the Zen Habits archives in one sitting.
5. Declutter your workspace. If I’ve got nothing better to do, I’ll clear off my desk (if there’s anything there), or start looking around critically at everything in view and asking myself, “Does that really need to be there? How can I simplify this?” Weird, I know, but I have an oddly uncluttered workspace. Right now my desk is a table, my iMac, an nothing else. No files, no papers, no office supplies, nothing. Everything is done on my computer, and I love it that way. Nothing on my walls. You may not need anything as spartan as that, but decluttering can be a lot of fun.
6. Pursue a hobby. My hobby (until it became a profession) was blogging … I would do it at work in my spare time, or before or after work. Not everyone can pursue their hobby at work — the model airplane glue might bother your coworkers, for example — but sometimes you can just read about it while at work. I was upfront about my blogging and freelancing at work with my boss, btw, but many people get away with doing it on the sly. I won’t make a recommendation, but just don’t get fired.
7. Make your work a game. You can make a game out of anything. See how many widgets you can crank in 10 minutes. Pretend that your coworkers are evil villains. Imagine that you are a CIA agent in disguise, and no one knows. Or a fairy princess. Whatever floats your boat. :)
8. Educate yourself. On Guam, this is called “edumacation” — it’s not a real word, but we like to play with English. Whatever you call it, you can improve your knowledge online in any area — whether that be work-related or not. Be your own college instructor. Wikipedia is a great place to start, but if you’re going to have a specialized knowledge in anything, branch out from there.
9. Improve your skills. Along the same lines: choose a skill that needs sharpening, and challenge yourself to get better at it. Whether that’s computer programming, writing, working with Adobe InDesign, or whatever. Perfect your skills — you can use it to further your career, get a new job, or become self-employed. Or just have the satisfaction of knowing you’re the best you can be at that skill.
10. Play Sudoku. Perhaps not the most intellectual game of all time, or the most exciting … but I still find it a lot of fun. I only played it a little while and didn’t get addicted like other people I know, but I have to admit it’s a fun way to pass the time.
11. Choose a soothing desktop picture. I like to do this when I’m procrastinating. I will go online, to flickr or some desktop wallpaper website and browse around until I find a very simple, soothing picture. I do this maybe every month or so. In fact, I’m going to go do that right now!

12. Do some pushups and crunches. If you’re bored, you might as well start getting in shape. You can do pushups and crunches right there on the floor next to your desk (or go outside if you’re worried about your coworkers seeing you). Or walk up some steps, or do squats and lunges without weights, or dips in your chair, or butt squeezes (that means squeeze your own butt, not your coworkers’).
13. Take a day or two off. Sometimes you just need to refresh yourself, recharge your batteries before starting again. Don’t do any work while you’re out. Veg out, or read, or sleep, or exercise, or whatever. Get your mind off work. Think about your priorities. Get out in nature. Reconnect with your life.
14. Take a walk. Often this is all I need, especially if I’ve been sitting all day and my blood is pooling up in my butt and legs. I need to get that blood circulating! Go outside, walk around, look at people, look at nature, think about your day and your life and the people in it.
15. Drink some water. Dehydration can make us tired and sluggish. Water can refresh us. Keep that water coming all day long — you may need to pee more though.
16. Call a loved one. What better time to call someone to catch up, to tell them you love them, to just say hi … than when you’ve got nothing better to do. It’s a nice way to stay connected.
17. Read. I like to carry a novel everywhere I go. Then I whip it out anytime I have spare time, waiting at the doctor’s office, in line at the post office, driving in the Indy 500 … you know. If not a novel, carry around a “to read” folder with stuff you want or need to read but don’t have time for right now … then whip it out at your desk when you’re bored. You could have a “to read” folder on your computer too.
18. Start writing your novel. Many of us have a novel that’s tossing itself around in our heads and hearts, waiting to come out. Well, start getting it out, mister. Just start by writing some notes, thinking about characters and plot and what the hell this book is about anyway. It’s not going to come out by itself.
19. Take a nap. If you don’t have a good place to do this, you can curl up under your desk with a sweater, or go to your car and sleep. I’ve learned how to fall asleep at my chair, but thank goodness I’m working at home and can go to the couch in a napping emergency.
20. Create a new project or role. If things are stagnating at work, start something new. Create and innovate. What can you do that has a lasting impact for your company and for yourself, for your career? If you’re stuck in a dead-end role, create a new role for yourself. It doesn’t matter if it’s not in the job description. Find something that’s not being done by someone else, something that needs to be done or that hasn’t been thought of yet, but that would really benefit the company — and take it upon yourself to do it. You might need to talk to your boss, but sometimes you can just start doing something and inform the higher-ups later. If it’s good for the company, and if they’re smart, they’ll be happy.
21. Write a love letter. If you have a significant other, write a letter telling them why you love them. They’ll love it. Email is fine, but pen and paper are even better.
22. Do one small thing to make yourself wealthier. That might be creating a savings account if you don’t have one yet, or setting up an automatic transfer between checking and savings every payday, or researching a money market fund or index fund, or simply reading Get Rich Slowly or The Simple Dollar for personal finance basics.
23. Write a blog post. This is something I love to do when things get slow. I’ll just call up a text file and start writing. I love lists, of course (you guys should know that by now), so often I’ll just start making a list, and writing down my thoughts. If things are really slow, I’ll do the whole blog post. I can always post it later if necessary. Make sure you love what you’re writing about.
24. Do an errand. This can either be in the office (“Where’s that ink cartridge I’ve been needing all week?”) or outside the office (“I really should buy toilet paper today!”). It gets you moving, it gets you away from the scene of your boredom, and it accomplishes something useful.
25. Update your personal finances. I used to track my finances through Microsoft Money, but I’ve since switched to using a Google spreadsheet, so that it’s online and accessible from anywhere. I considered other online solutions, but personally, I like to keep things as simple as possible. However you do it, it’s a good idea to update your financial tracking system once a week or so, so that you know where you stand and you don’t overspend. Got some spare time? Update.
26. Meditate at your desk. Some people would say this is just a fancy term for taking a nap. But for me the key is not to fall asleep, but to close my eyes and focus on my breathing. Nothing new-agey about this — it brings your focus back to the present and calms you. Sometimes it’ll calm you so much you’ll fall asleep. I say, two birds, one stone.
27. Organize your files. OK, this might seem boring to many people, but I like to organize things. I get a perverse satisfaction from purging useless stuff and having everything be smaller, neater, and in order. And it doesn’t take long.
28. Clear out your inbox. I get joy out of an empty inbox, whether that’s my email inbox or physical one. Crank through it until it’s empty — you don’t have to do everything in the inbox, but just make a note of it on your to-do list if you plan to do it later (or delete, file, forward, or do it now). Got a thousand or two emails in your inbox? Put them in a temporary folder and do them later, starting with a fresh inbox. Chances are, you won’t need to do them at all. Now just keep your inbox empty from here on out.
29. Crank up the tunes. Some funky or upbeat tunes might just do the trick. They can make any job much more fun. Either play it on your speakers if your coworkers don’t mind, or plug in the earbuds. Currently on my playlist: Radiohead, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Jack Johnson, Snow Patrol … I could go on and on.
30. Get wild! Sometimes we just need to let loose. Start singing at the top of your lungs, or dance around the office. Sure, people might stare or laugh, but a little fun in the office isn’t a bad thing. Or get out of the office and do something fun or crazy. One afternoon of wildity isn’t going to hurt you (well, stay away from things that are illegal or life-threatening, if possible).

Bye

Aap India ke baare mein kya sochte hai?

Hello,


Most of them are pretty much like anyone else, The food is great . I adore Saris and other Indian clothing the Jewel like colours are beautiful. A Sari worn correctly is so elegant. They have a gentle culture and belief on the whole although since the name SINGH means Lion a lot of men were warriors or could be.
Second generation Indians are usually hard working in schoola nd do very well . The percentage of University entrance is higher per head than thier English counterparts.
On the whole a very hard working forward looking race Everyone in the family gets together to help one another until all have the success that the hard work and application deserves.
I have been to India and it is an incredible place of much beauty and diversity as well as harshness and poverty.


Bye

Jai jinendra

Happy friendship day

Sound become music,

Sound become music,
Movement becomes dance,
Smile becomes laughter &
Life becomes celebration.
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-
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When old friend keep in touch.

If friends were flowers

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I’ll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
Happy Friendship Day !!!!!!!!

If CARE is a WAVE,

If CARE is a WAVE,
i give u SEA.
If RESPECT is a LEAF,
i give u TREE.
If TRUST is a PLANET,
i give u GALAXY,
if FRIENDSHIP is LIFE,
i give u MINE 4 FREE..
keep smiling.

A friend is never a coincidence in your life,

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

Friends r like fishes.

Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)

thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN’t

thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN’t cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe…

Distance never separates any relation

Distance never separates any relation
n
Time never build any relation.
If Feelings are True From Heart,
Then Friends are always ‘Friends’ forever.

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree…

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree… It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN…
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!!!

Sometimes my mind asks

Sometimes my mind asks
Why? I miss u,
Why? I care 4 u,
Why? I remember u
Then my heart answered
Its simply bcoz you are a sweet friend!!

Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto

Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto ke siva kuch nahin. Aap to phoolon ke kharid-daar nazar aate hain. Jahan mein kitne dost mile hume par sabse ache aap nazar aate hain..

Bye

Gujrathi shayari

Hello,

Te jo mithdi aankh maari,
Mara haiya ma jhankaar vaagi;
Je shakya naa hoy eva ghanaa,
Svapnoni aas jaagi.

Te jo be mitha bol bolya,
Maara kaano ma sangeet vaagyu;
Dhime dhime taara vichaaro nu,
Maara jeevan ma pravaas jagyu.

Te jo maaro haath pakadyo,
Main maara mata-pita ni aangadi chodi;
Aakhu jeevan taari saathe rehva,
Main maara parivaar no saath chodyo.

Te jo maaro saath aapyo,
Maara svapno ne saacha padta main joya;
Pan saambhad… ek vaat che
J mane khoti laagti aavi.

Tu maaro ne hoon taari,
Prem che aatlo swarthi kem;
Mata-pita, parivaar no saath chodi,
Shu prem bani shake safal tu keh.

Aaje hu chhodu chu haath taro,
Na samjish k mein chodyo saath taro;
Aa maaro rasto ne pelo che taaro,
Have che taari malvaani vaat khoti.

To aaj pachi aapde malishu nahi,
Haan yaad to aapde ek bijaane karshu;
Aankh pan bheeni thai jashe maari
Yaad kari e mithdi aankh taari…!


Bye

Hindi sms

Hello,


1.Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,
lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata,
hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne,
kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata

2.Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti,
na karenge kisi se vaada,
par kya kare dost mila itna pyara ki karna pada dosti
ka vaada

3.Samja do apni yado ko,
wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,
aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar,
wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai

4.Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
muskura rahe the hum,
par ankho me nami si thi,
saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi

5.Kyu dil ke mere tukde kar diye,
kyu mere aansu ko apni muskan se baha diye,
gunah kya tha mera bus chahna tumhe,
kyu meri zindagi me tune dard bhardiye

6.Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho,
karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho,
kisike roop mein diwana naa bano,
surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho

7.Movie titles related to engg students:
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths2 – asambhav,
maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge

7.Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai,
hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain,
humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankho
se chalakte hain

8.School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree

9.Apne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake,
diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake,
aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo,
phir bhi unka hath hum tham na sake

10.Ikrar may shabdo ki ahmiyat nai hoti,
dil ke jazbat ki awaz nai hoti,
ankhen bayan kar deti hai dil ki dastan,
mohabbat lafzo ki mohtaz nai hoti

11.Gam ki aahat na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ke samander ka tum bhi ek kinara ho,
bhool se jo tapke teri aankhon say moti,
thame wohi jo tumhe sabse pyara ho

12.Mohabbat me sath to harpal hota he,
koi dikhne se hota he to koi dilse hota hai,
maza to sath tab aye yaro,
jab judai ka lamha mahsus hota hai

13.Be slow in choosing a friend & slower while loosing
them bcoz friendship is not an opportunity its a
sweet rsponsibility

14.If love is sweet why does it hurt,
if love is deep why does it burn,
if love is warm why do we shiver,
if love is tender why do we cry,
if love is forever why do we die

15.God picked up a flower & dipped in honey he touched
it with love n turned into u,
he then gifted it to me & said this friend is for u

16.Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban
jaye,
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
jaye

17.Gham ne hasne na diya,
zamane ne rone na diya,
is uljhano ne jine na diya,
thak ke jab sitaron se panah li,
neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya

18.Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari,
har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari,
koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare,
har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari

19.Yaadon mein hum rahein ye ehsaas rakhna,
nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna,
ye nahi kehte ke sath raho dur sahi par yaad rakhna

20.Fasle mita kar aapas me pyar rakhna,
dosti ka ye rishta hamesha yunhi barkarar rakhna,
bichad jaye kabhi aap se hum,
aankhon me hamesha hamara intejar rakhna

21.Hamne zindagi ki shurarat S se ki,
s se suraj, s se subah, s se swagat, s se saaz, s se
sangeet par phir s se samay ne aisi karwat badli ke
s se hamari shaadi ho gai, aur fir jeewan ka arth
saas, sasur, saala, saali, sasural or sankat ho gaya
to hamne s se sharab pi ne lage, so beaware of s

22.Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge,
kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge,
choice zara sochke karna,
zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge

23.Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari

24.Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai,
ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai,
khubiyo se nahi hoti mohabbat bhi sadaa,
khamiyo se bhi aksar pyaar ho jata hai

25.Khuda se thoda rahem kharid lete,
aap ke zakhmo ka marhar kharid lete,
agar kahin kabhi bikti khushiyan meri,
to saari bechkar aapka har gam kharid lete

26.Sabse loving kaun: TUM,
sabse sweet kaun: TUM,
sabse cute kaun: TUM,
in sab me TUM se zyada kaun: HUM
lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM

27.Nighahe nighago se milakar to dekho,
naye logo se rishta banakar to dekho,
hasrate dil me dabane se kya faida,
apne hoton ko hilakar to dekho,
asmaan simat jayega tumhare agosh me,
chahat ki bahen failakar to dekho

28.Frindship opens many doors each with a different
view but none could be more beautiful view
than the door that leads to u

29.Tum kya jano kya hai tanhai is tute hue patte se
pucho kya hai judai,
yu bewafa ka ilzam na de zalim,
is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad na aayi

30.Bathmeez
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,
Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR
Miss u mere yaar

Bye

THE DIFFERENCE

THE DIFFERENCE

Winners say, If it is to be, it is up to me.
Losers say, I can't help it.
Winners translate dreams into reality.
Losers translate reality into dreams.
Winners empower.
Losers control.
Winners say, Let's find out.
Losers say, Nobody knows.
Winners are part of the solution.
Losers are part of the problem.
Winners are not afraid of losing.
Losers are afraid of winning.
Winners work harder than losers.
Losers are always too busy.
Winners say, I was wrong.
Losers say, It was not my fault.
Winners want to.
Losers have to.
Winners always make time.
Losers often waste time.
Winners say, I'll plan to do that.
Losers say, I'll try to do that.
Winners say, I'm good but not as good as I can be.
Losers say, I'm not as bad as a lot of other people.
Winners listen to what others say.
Losers wait until it's their turn to talk.
Winners catch others doing things right.
Losers catch others doing things wrong.
Winners learn from others.
Losers resent their colleagues.
Winners see opportunities.
Losers see only the problems.
Winners do it.
Losers talk about it.
Winners feel responsible for more than their jobs.
Losers frequently state, I only work here.
Winners say, There ought to be a better way.
Losers say, That's the way it's always been done.
Winners celebrate others.
Losers complain about others.
Winners are willing to pay the price.
Losers expect it on a silver platter.
Winners always expect success.
Losers always expect failure.

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Golden rules of living

Golden Rule for Living (Author Unk.)

If you open it, close it.
If you turn it on, turn it off.
If you unlock it, lock it up.
If you break it, admit it.
If you can't fix it, call someone who can.
If you borrow it, return it.
If you value it, put it back.
If you make a mess, clean it up.
If you move it, put it back.
If it belongs to someone else, get permission to use it.
If you don't know how to operate it, leave it alone.
If it's none of your business, don't ask questions.

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LET GO

TO LET GO:

Does not mean to stop caring, it means you can't do it for someone else.
Does not mean to cut yourself off, it is the realization that you can't do it for someone else.
Does not mean to care for, it means to care about.
Does not mean to fix, it means to be supportive.
Does not mean to change another, it means to make the most of yourself.
Does not mean to deny, it means to accept.
Does not mean to nag or scold, it means to listen.
Does not mean to regret the past, it is to live for the future.
It means that we should admit we are frequently powerless and that someone else's outcome may not be in our hands.

Bye

Hug

A Hug

The Hug!

It's wonderous what a hug can do.

A hug can cheer you when you're blue.

A hug can say, "I love you so,"

Or, "Gee, I hate to see you go."

A hug is, "Welcome back again."

And, "Great to see you! Where've you been?"

A hug can soothe a small childs pain,

and bring a rainbow after rain.

The hug! There's just no doubt about it-

we scarcely could survive without it!

A hug delights and warms and charms.

It must be why God gave us arms.

A hug can break the language barrier,

and make your travels so much merrier.

No need to fret about your store of 'em,

the more you give, the more there's more of 'em.

So stretch those arms without delay

and give someone a hug today!

-Author Unknown-

I BELIEVE

Hello,



I Believe



I believe-
That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.

I believe-
That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a
while and, you must forgive them for that.



I believe-
That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance.
Same goes for true love.

I believe-
That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.

I believe-
That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.



I believe-
That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them

I believe-
That you can keep going long after you can't.

I believe-
That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.



I believe-
That either you control your attitude or it controls you.

I believe-
That regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there
had better be something else to take its place.

I believe-
That heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done,
regardless of the consequences.



I believe-
That money is a lousy way of keeping score.

I believe-
That my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time!

I believe-
That sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down, will be the ones to help you get back up.



I believe-
That sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

I believe-
That just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

I believe-
That maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've
learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.



I believe-
That it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others.
Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.

I believe-
That no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for your grief.

I believe-
That our background and circumstances may have influenced
who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.



I believe-
That just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other, And just
because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.

I believe-
That you shouldn't be so eager to find out a secret. It could change your life forever.

I believe-
That two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.



I believe-
That your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you.

I believe-
That even when you think you have no more to give, when a
friend cries out to you - you will find the strength to help.

I believe-
That credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.



I believe-
That the people you care about most in life are the essence of life.
Tell them today how much you love them and what they mean to you.


Bye

mom and shopping

I heard a story today that found a warm place in my heart. I don’t know if it is true or not, but if it isn’t then it should be. It seems a mother was recently approached by her teenage daughter who asked for a new $160 piece of electronics equipment to replace her old one. Her old one by the way was only a year old and was working fine. The wise mom said she would think about it but first could her daughter help her with some errands that afternoon.

That afternoon the mother and daughter climbed into their car and headed for the local grocery store. Once there the mom went straight to the bulk food section and started loading food in the carts. Soon two shopping carts were overflowing with bags of generic rice, sacks of potatoes, boxes of ramen noodles, cases of canned vegetables, jars of peanut butter and jelly, and loaves upon loaves of bread. Without a word the mom headed straight for the checkout lines, paid for the food, and loaded up the car. The daughter was curious but said nothing.

The mom then drove in silence straight to a local food bank. Without a sound she started to carry in the groceries while her startled daughter helped. Soon both of them were filling up the empty shelves while the workers and needy families looked on. After a few seconds, however, both of them were showered with teary eyes, crushed with hugs, and thanked with more "God bless you’s" than the daughter had ever heard before. As they were driving home the mom finally smiled and handed her daughter the receipt for the groceries. The total was $162 and change. "That is what $160 is really worth", the mom said. "Now next week we can buy you that gadget you want or we can make another trip to shop for the food bank that helped keep us alive and together when you were just a baby. It’s up to you."

The daughter smiled and with tears in her eyes said, "I’ll be shopping with you, Mom!"

Bye