Funny love quotes

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
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Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.
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Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
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To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.
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Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everyone else.
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The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
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The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.
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To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.
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I have learned more about love, selflessness and human understanding in this great adventure in the world of AIDS than I ever did in the cut-throat, competitive world in which I spent my life.
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Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
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Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine.
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Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can afford it.
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Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's fall in love.
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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. (Charlie Brown)
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
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What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
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Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
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Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.
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I don't trust or love anyone. Because people are so creepy. Creepy creepy creeps. Creeping around. Creeping here and creeping there. Creeping everywhere. Crippity crappity creepies.
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True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
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The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.
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Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.
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That love at first sight should happen to me, was Life's most delicious revenge on a self-opinionated fool.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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A proof that experience is of no use, is that the end of one love does not prevent us from beginning another.
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Respectable people do not write music or make love as a career.
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Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.